Punic
A while back, mabye about 3 years ago my aunt wanted me to do her a favor. And of course as lazy as I was back then I said "No." "Well Punic would have done it for me, Joshua David." she said. "Who??" "You know, Punic your long lost brother." "No, i don't know." "Arghhhh! You don't know anything do you?!?!"
A month later . . . . . .
"Joshua! Joshua?" "Yes?" "Can you do me a" "NO!" "Punic would have taken the garbage for me, and he would have taken it out better than you!"
2 days after that . . . . . .
"Joshua please help me cook." "I don't feel like it." "But Punic would have" "OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! I will help you! Just quit that!"
To this day whenever I won't help my aunt with something she asks me to help her when she asks me to . . . "Well Punic would have done it for me, Josh." She knows how much I hate it.
A month later . . . . . .
"Joshua! Joshua?" "Yes?" "Can you do me a" "NO!" "Punic would have taken the garbage for me, and he would have taken it out better than you!"
2 days after that . . . . . .
"Joshua please help me cook." "I don't feel like it." "But Punic would have" "OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! I will help you! Just quit that!"
To this day whenever I won't help my aunt with something she asks me to help her when she asks me to . . . "Well Punic would have done it for me, Josh." She knows how much I hate it.

1 Comments:
Geeez...you're a pretty lazy bastarde haha. Sorry, but you wouldn't even help your own aunt???
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HumanWaste, at 4:55 AM
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